Riley M.

Dearest Athena,

I hast thou a problem with my love. Dearest Athena, My lover for which I shall call for now “Fairest” hast decided to run away with me, But the man I hast been set to marry whom Thoust I hate is still in love me. I loathe this man for many reasons he even insulted my mother! But these insults do not get rid of the fact that my fathers’ hast been forcing me to marry this man! While fairest gives me gifts and flowers this loathsome man just insults and beats me! Hast thou race of men gone insane!
Anyways thou greatest Athena I don’t know what to do. The duke of the land has offered that I can become a nun but I don’t want to live my life like that. I mean who would want to stay like Virgin Mary! My lover Fairest has asked for my hand in marriage and I said yes, even though that horrible man is supposed to marry me but I don’t know how its going to work. Fairest said we could run away from Athens but I don’t know how it would work because my best friend for whom we shall just call “H” is jealous of me for “stealing” the man of which I loathe and I’m afraid she’ll tell him of our eloping. Even if we elope and got away where would we go he says he has an aunt 20 miles away but that would be the first place the man would look. I love Fairest but I don’t want him to get hurt. I mean if this man found out I eloped with Thoust Fairest he might hunt him down too! This man knows I loathe his innards but yet he still tries I don’t get it the more I push the more he tries!
But I shant let this man stand in the way of my love with thou fairest and me. Even if he were in the way there’s the problem of how dearest “H” would deal without me, seeing how Thoust horrible man threw her away like she was a used dishrag! Thoust wisest Athena please help me. Answer my pleas of wisdom. If anything please help me through my lover epidemic and show me the path of destiny.