Dear Ann,
I have a problem that I cant stop thinking about, I am an actor and I really don’t like the character I have been assigned to play. I am supposed to be a character that is very lovely and he did not like that he had he to kill himself. I was trying to show my beautifully horrid talent to my director by acting all the other characters in the play. I pretty much just embarrassed my self in front of half of the town and two punks dumped wine all over my new white suit. I begged and begged for a different part.
I even offered to play almost all the parts in the play. I craved the attention and the fame. But I realized I didn’t have choice so I accepted the roll I was assigned to play. I was not happy with my decision and I couldn’t get over that I had to play a lover that kills himself. “Pyramus, the handsome man who kills himself because he assumes to much,” I cant have that reputation.
I am really at war with my self right now. I need your help to decide if I should follow through my decision or not even show up to the play. I am really confused. What should I do Ann Landers?
The Great, White Bottom
DEAR great white bottom
ReplyDeleteI honestly think you should suck it up and quit being a drama queen. i believe you should just show up to the play and do your job. not everything is about you and you don't need to have a different part. just haul your dramatic white bottom to the play and do your job.
Sincerely athena
BY JOE HERNANDEZ
dear great, white bottom,
ReplyDeleteit does suck that those filthy children poured wine on you. it also sucks that you got the part that you didn't want, although most people would be happy for a main part. and even though your white suit is now red that's ok because you can now spend less on red dye. and yet again people thought you were a fool because you were being selfish and inconsiderate about your part and tried to show off by using you so called talent. and i'm pretty sure a lion can't roar softly you know.
sincerely, athena
ps im not ann landers either!
by riley morris